Here not long ago a great big Cadillac pulled up to the door, you know, and said… And I was whiskers, and dirty, and I was washing the windows outside. And the man said, "How do you do, sir." Said, "Could you tell me where Reverend Branham is now?"
I said, "That's his wife right there. You might ask her."
And she just liked to drop. She looked at me. She didn't know what to say. Said, he… She just happened to be…
He said, "Where's his next meeting?"
And she told him, and she walked away and said, "Oh, Bill."
Brother Branham
I was talking about the VGR website to a brother specifically about "Letters From Prisoners” article, and how much material you guys send out. I made the comment, “There are sure a lot of people receiving the Message in prison.” The brother responded, “Either that or all the believers are going to jail.”
USA
And Jonah believed if he could look towards that temple, he had God's promise that he was expecting the whale to get him out. God made that old whale so sick till he puked him up on the shore. That's... Well, I... Excuse me; I didn't mean to say that. Vomited him up on the shore. [Congregation laughs--Ed.] I didn't aim to say that folks. Honest I didn't. Anyhow I'm just a country boy, but I'm just as sick when I'm puking as you are when you're vomiting, so…
Brother Branham
Who Says They Aren’t Paying Attention?
My two sons were playing and talking their kids’ stories, when from nowhere the older one, 6 years old, just said, “The tape you're about to hear is incomplete. We hope it'll be a blessing to you.” I was so surprised, I asked him to repeat it and recorded him. I thought that was really cute.
Sister Rachel, UK
I was thinking the other day. What Brother Branham says is the Word of God. The Bible is the Word of God. So when Brother Branham reads the Bible, it's like double Word of God.
Brother Caleb, USA
We must believe it. If I could explain it, then it's no more faith. I can't explain why a black cow can eat green grass and give white milk, but she does it. That's right. You can't explain it either.
Brother Branham
I am a college student, my room is just below the TV lounge. One day my classmates were busy watching football as I was deep asleep. I don't know what happened, but these people awaken me from my sleep with their uncontrollable noise. I arose from my bed, went up stairs to kindly request them to minimize their voice, but all I got were some insults. I went down stairs sadly. I could feel pain within me and I knew that God wasn't pleased too.
It didn't take long. Just some days later, and the TV and the recorder were gone; they got stolen. Within me I just knew that my God was revenging for me because HE said we shouldn't curse nor revenge evil with evil, but evil with good.
Brother Precious, Canada
As I was reading the article One Big Family, I too felt like a lot of the other believers but something funny happened as I was reading. I have a baby named Gabriel that is 17 months old. He had just awaken from his nap, but before he got off of the bed, I decided to check out branham.org. I was sitting next to him, reading this article and I started rejoicing saying, "Amen" and "Hallelujah!" Well, this got Gabriel's attention. He knows a few words but not many, but he can clearly say Amen. So when he heard "Hallelujah" he was curious and tried it out. I kept on reading and rejoicing. In the meantime Gabriel had found an open kit kat (chocolate candy bar). He wanted it, so I stopped for a second and I told him that if he said "Amen" and "Hallelujah" that he could have a bite. So he thought for a second and then said "Amen" and "Rujah." I said "good boy," and gave him a bite, moved it out of his way, and went back to reading. A moment later he was rejoicing so loudly, saying "Amen!" and "Rujah!" (hallelujah) that I had to stop and see what was going on. Turns out that he had found the KitKat and was having an Amen, Hallelujah Jubilee!
Sister Rebecca, USA
A man said one day, said, "A minister came up, he had been a pastor at the church for twenty years. And he always preached just exactly thirty minutes each Sunday morning at his church." And he said, "This Sunday morning, he preached three hours." And so the deacon board called him in, and said, "Pastor, we really appreciate you." Said, "We always know that--that you stand for the Bible and Its rights." And said then, "And you always correct us so we can be feel pure and clean before God. And we really appreciate you, and we believe you're God's servant. And we certainly did appreciate that message this morning. But," said, "there is just one thing that we want to ask you about." Said, "We timed you, as a deacon board." Said, "Every Sunday morning you're just exactly thirty minutes, and today you were three hours." Said, "Now, remember, we appreciate every bit of it. It was all right." Making the old fellow feel good, you know. He said, "Well, brethren, I'll tell you how it is." Said, "Every morning when I go to... I'm called to the pulpit," said, "I put one of those little Life Savers in my mouth," he said, "and I just suck on it." And said, "When the Life Saver is done," said, "it takes just thirty minutes," and said, "then I quit preaching." He said, "You know, this morning, I thought I was a little overtime. I spit it out, I had a button in my mouth." [Congregation laughs--Ed.] I ain't going to put anything in, so we hope we don't get some buttons in our pocket. But we are... I hope that didn't sound sacrilegious here. But I just... You know, even God has a sense of humor, you know.
Brother Branham